never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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