So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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