I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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