if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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