Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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