I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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