Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
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