Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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