at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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