You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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