SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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