But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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