Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
ya dads aren't the best wingmen
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize
