you win again, gameday.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
NoShamevember. You game?
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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