Non-Jews are for practice
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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