What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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