Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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