just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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