some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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