So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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