I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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