i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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