You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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