i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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