I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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