Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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