I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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