Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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