the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
