It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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