super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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