I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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