so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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