u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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