have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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