Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
she pinky promised me she was 18
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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