bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize