It's Friday. Sex?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
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