btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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