just come out here and I will go home with you...
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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