Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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