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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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