chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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