idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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