Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
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