I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
They have beer where we have blood.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Randomize
