We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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