Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
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