true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
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