so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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