Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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