It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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