Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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