I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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